I write sins not cosines or tangents
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"Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant" - THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (via lilwombatprincess)
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Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.
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"I began to bawl because I had everything I wanted and knew I would never be so happy again." - F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Crack-Up (via asimetricna-vagina)
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